Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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