have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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