I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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