After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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