"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i think i just lost a toe
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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