One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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