In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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