are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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