So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
