Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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