Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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