Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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