i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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