Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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