Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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