This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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