I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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