I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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