That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
420 ftw
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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