The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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