had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
