Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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