we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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