brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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