And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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