Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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