Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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