Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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