Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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