New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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