Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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