I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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