he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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