when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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