Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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