My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
