It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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