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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Are we still banned from the library?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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