k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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