Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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