what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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