you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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