i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
