We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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