Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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