dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
someone owes me an orgasm
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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