with your own penis?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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