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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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