But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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