I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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