"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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