wat bout pragnant strippers??
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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