Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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