Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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