Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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